I’m digging extra-discounted bundles on my favorite ever new realistic dil this year, plus select awesome vibrator discounts and suction savings too – all here rounded up for my top 10 best Black Friday Sex Toys Sales, 2024.

We deserve this sh*t after a few highs and many lows – Treat yourself, since now is the time to get most pleasure toys at deeper discounts vs. every other season. Black Friday sales now run for 2 weeks! Here’s the best-of early recap – 100% body-safe toys only, since there’s still toxic & porous crapout there being sold for too much 💸– complete with my critical findings about what the best new sex toys were in 2024:

Black Friday Sex Toys Overview

1. Hands-free dildo mount + the most realistic dildo – you strap it around your own pillows, fantastic – is over $30 off.
2. Zen rose uber-rumbly suction stimulator: Now my #1 most-used clit toy (out of literally a thousand), only $31.99.
3. Snug Plug weighted anal, 7 possible sizes: Each 40% off.These torpedo plugs’ thin neck makes ’em so easy to wear around during the day, and they jiggle as you move your hips.
4. Magic Wand Rechargeable, classic: Bad-ass power wand massager is $101.99with code PHALLOPHILEin the “Have a coupon code?” block.
5. The strongest “clit suction” air toy, ever: Womanizer Premium Two’s now $60 off,incredible. Never seen it this low before.
6. Sucking penis vibrator: $27 off the Airturn 2’sautomated, contracting suction + 6 vibration modes & heating = 3 different motors for penis masturbation.
7. Serious rotationdildo, semi-soft silicone: Neo Elite Roxy’s now $63 offMSRP.
8. We-Vibe Melt + Pillow Talk Sassy ($74 off)independently controlled, mind-blowing dual stimulation bundle! Both fab toys with great speed ranges: either use ’em separately, or both at once.
9. Oooh tentacle grinders!!! For rubbing & rocking on clitorally, to hump to orgasm, Uncover Creations’s giving 30% offtheir super-soft platinum silicone tentacular-ness!🐙
10. Bathmate penis pumps 40% off – use code BIGGER. These can help you feel harder (use before sex) or grow gradually over time.
11. Other Classic Sex Toys: Njoy Pure Wand is only $88 for the stainless steel, G-spot-seeking god of sex toys! (=$32 off). That toy is power. Or, We-Vibe Tango X is 24% off, plus the same discount on We-Vibe Nova & We-vibe Melt.
12. The cheapest toys u can buy that are still safe(they won’t grow mold or hang onto bacteria, many toys do): Super Excite Micro clit vibrator, 7 adjustable vibration functions for $15.19,(20% off shows up automatically after Add to Cart), a small+strong vibe with 10 functions, waterproof. Or, Lovehoney Glass G-spot Dildo, $19.12with code phallophilein cart.

More details about why I 💗💙💖 all these Black Friday sex toy deals, over all the other stuffout there:

Contents

• 1 Black Friday Sex Toys Overview
• 2 Sitewide Sales
• 3 #1. Solina Dildo Mount, $31 Off
• 4 #2. Best “Clit Suction” Rose Vibrator 2024, $18 Off
• 5 #3. Snug Plug Weighty Butt Plugs: I Saved $52
• 6 #4. Magic Wand R., $28 Off:
• 7 #6. Womanizer Strongest Clit Air Pulse Toy, $60 Off
• 8 #5. Airturn Penis Sucking Vibrator, 30% Off
• 9 #7. $60 Off Neo Elite Roxy rotating dil!
• 10 #8. We-Vibe + Pillow Talk Sassy vibrator duo, $74 Off
• 11 #9. 40% off Bathmate water-pressure penis pumps for max. gains.
• 12 #10. The Cheapest Body-Safe Toy Savings
• 13 #11. Fantasy sex toy sales: 30% off Clitoral Grinders

Sitewide Sales

I always highlight body-safe shops that are small businesses (U.S.-based). Their awesome sitewide sex toy sales this year are now:

• Peepshow Toys, 20% offsitewide on all other items (their blowout dealsget the higher discount percentage, 28% to 80%off, varies by item). Get an additional 5% off (25% discount) if you spend over $325. Discount applies automatically in cart, no code needed.
• Hismith hasthe best less-expensive + hardcore sex machines: 10% offwith code PR10on orders over $275. You needthe any of the Premium ones if you like a good, steady banging. Tip: select a 100W motor, and get the stainless steel suction cup attachment, , so you can stick any suction dildo on. The adjustable intensity is incredible. Hismith machines compared, here.
• SheVibe has15% offorders under $125, then 20% off if you spend over $125 normal cost, then 25% off with $300 worth of toys. Awesome for VixSkin dildos!! Find the “Discount code” dropdown in cart and be sure to enter code QUEEN.
• Spectrum Boutique has nice deals on beginner to intermediate bondage & kink toys, page 2, especially!
• Lovehoney has some decent deals on Womanizer toys, as they’re part of a conglomerate big business that comprises LH, We-Vibe, Womanizer, Arcwave and more. See the Womanizer Starlet in several cute colors, for example. Lovehoney does not have a good discount dildo selection – be sure not to buy “soft plastic” or PVC toys from Lovehoney: they actively obscure what these unsafe products are made from. Lovehoney brand silicone vibrators are adequate.

#1. Solina Dildo Mount, $31 Off

I just cannot express how goodthese lifelike dildos are, for literally $560 less vs. my previous fave the RealCock2. Solina Mega’s the one!, and the dildo mount bundle puts the average-girth Mega together with a suction cup mount. Strap it ’round any thinner pillow:

Then, put another pillow below the strapped pillow if you got longer legs like I do. It’s the bestway to re-create cowgirl sexwithout a partner inside – absolutely the one sex toy positioning trick I spent 8 years searching for. Much better stabilitythan a Liberator toy mount used for dildo-ing.

#2. Best “Clit Suction” Rose Vibrator 2024, $18 Off

Get one – if you have a clit you need this. The Zen Rose’s vibration is so deep, and the air pulsing “suction” reverberates. My favorite clitoral vibrator release all year. The Zen Rose toy has 10 functions, 5 of which are steady speeds.

Importantly, unlike other Rose toys, it has bigger spaces between the petal textures, so I can actually get in and clean fluids and lube off – no perma-crusty here.

I also adore the Unihorn BB, now just $28.99, which is medium-strong air pulsation with a flutter tongue too – and then a stronger butt motor! This thing is tooooo cutefor words, and it does 3 different things for under 30 bucks. 🎉

#3. Snug Plug Weighty Butt Plugs: I Saved $52

Last year I decided to expand into the Snug Plug sizes 3 and 4, and got $52 bucks off from PST’s 40% off Snug Plug discount – now back this year!

Snug Plug’s design is perenially awesome if you like a plug you can wear around, remember it’s there, and even exercise in comfortably. The large amount of “dropoff” from the torpedo bulb, into the slender neck, allows for anal sphincter muscle closure. Your ass muscles are less stressed, basically, and the plug won’t pop out if you’re leaning over.

#4. Magic Wand R., $28 Off:

The Magic Wand is a god among sex toy mortals because this is a motor. Deep, rumbly, insistent; moving from gentle to strong in 4 speeds. The Rechargeable version’s got a padded head, for big all-overclitoral + vulva quaking.

Here it’s down $28 off MWR’s normal minimum price, which is $129.95, not $149.99 as advertised by Lovehoney – be sure to enter the coupon code (phallophile) to actually save off normal price.

#6. Womanizer Strongest Clit Air Pulse Toy, $60 Off

Womanizer Premium 2 has 14 different speeds and gets the strongest, out of any air pulse suction toy anywhere. It is sooosuper low-speed to start out, too. This means = the best speed range from low to high. It’s simply the most options.

And I can’t remember this most premium Womanizer going for under $149 before, but it’s down to $139 for the blueberry color now!

Womanizer Premium’s power-me-up motor necessitates a larger body – it’s bigger than We-Vibe Melt, but not big-biglike a wand vibrator. This may be worth it if you love the deeply thuddy thumping of Womanizer’s O.G. PleasureAir technology, which is still unique.

#5. Airturn Penis Sucking Vibrator, 30% Off

This Otouch sucker is the most strongly sucking stroker we’ve yet found. It’s for closing & sucking around the upper penis, the head and frenulum most of all – which is a big turn-on versus justa penis vibrator.

The Airturn’s nifty since the three motors are all independent, so he can play with just the suction, or add vibration on top. (And there’s heating – but why wouldn’t you want that.)

#7. $60 Off Neo Elite Roxy rotating dil!

This dood really swirls around, spinning spinning spinning. Neo Elite Roxy looks like a swirly tornado outside the body, but is gentler when I insert it vaginally!

This is the most oomphof any rotating dildo besides the Big Shot rotating (whose motion is very similar). Roxy has zingy humming vibration built-in, and comes with a remote control. It’s semi-soft silicone. Have your good lubricant ready!

#8. We-Vibe + Pillow Talk Sassy vibrator duo, $74 Off

I came up with this idea a few years back, when the Melt (for clit) and Sassy (for G-spot/vaginal) had become my two fave vibrators – and then I realized the combo was more versatile vs. the Womanizer Duo.

At the $74-discount current price, this is especially an action-packed bundle to grab.

You can use the Melt clitorally without vaginal penetration, and you can use the Sassy as either a G-spot vibrator or a clitoral vibrator, oryou can use both sex toys simultaneously.

That’s four total options, versus just one for the $219 MSRP Womanizer Duo – and the Duo’s G-spot stimulator is smaller and weaker than the Pillow Talk Sassy in this bundle, too!

#9. 40% off Bathmate water-pressure penis pumps for max. gains.

Bathmate’s the best-known penis pumping brand overall. It uses water, instead of traditional air pressure, to spread (minor) size gains more evenly throughout the whole penis shaft.

We’re surprised that all the Bathmate pumps r currently 40% off – from the Hydro line, to the Hydroxtreme handball pumps, which are hands-down a lot easier to control vs. the Hydro or even Hydromax.

Bathmate pumping is a journey. It’s not a momentary thrill – instead, the water-pressurized pumping will be effective if you incorporate it into your routine while showering, with off days and on days like with stretching any tissues.

#10. The Cheapest Body-Safe Toy Savings

Usually, for under $20 you can only get battery-powered, not-rechargeable vibrators; or gross jelly dildos.

Not this year!

Our low-low priced but 100% body-safe picks are:

• Super Excite micro clit vibrator, 10 vibration functions for $15.19. Small+strong vibe, waterproof. It’s about the same size as the Essential Bullet ($17.59,shows at 20% off in cart) except the Essential Bullet has 1 more steady speed, is a bit rumblier vibration, and includes a nice storage case.
• Or, Lovehoney Glass G-spot Dildo, $19.12with code phallophilein cart.
• Lovehoney Beginner Silicone Dildo, also $19.12 with code phallophilein cart.

#11. Fantasy sex toy sales: 30% off Clitoral Grinders

Uncover Creations’ mound o’ writhing tentacles is interesting🤔… until you get on top and squish-humpit. Then, it’s spectacular.

Now 30% off all super-soft clitoral humpables, including tentacles, waves (Swell), vulva textures (Synstyl), bubbles ‘n’ more. I’d recommend the bullet vibrator slot, so your grinder toy can vibrate, optionally; but I think the “silky smooth” upgrade is unnecessary, as I don’t like how durian smells – it strong, and not in the good way.

I personally prefer the original Tentacle Grinder (I) best due to its relavitely even surface: no big waves. I like broad stimulation, as much area as possible! The lil suckers are a smart size for my clit: noticeable but in a not-pointy way. The silicone is legit super-soft, 0040 Shore durometer, so the textures are gentle – that means you can ride ’em more emphatically: rub hard, yet it will not cause discomfort. Tentacle grinders make pillows feel lame & unstimulating 🤪

(Tip:Use a good water-based like the Sliquid H2O that Uncover C. has as an add-on, or Sliquid Silk is excellent.)